6-18-14 7.24am I said I wasn’t going to write about this one, but a grown man can change his mind. In last night’s dream, Dr. Jackie Walters from Married to Medicine paid our house a visit. In real life, she’s a busy OB/GYN who wanted a child, and at one point was given a … Continue reading Dream Log: 6-18-14 — Baby Turtle
I’m in the process of writing a book called #SociallyAwkward, a two-part biography aimed at young men who have found themselves in social situations that they can’t seem to find their way out of. I am writing the second part right now, and since some of my future blogs may play into the events that … Continue reading Dream Log: 12-26-13 — Follow-Up
This is my first dream log in over a year. It’s the day after Christmas, and it’s also my “half-birthday,” as we called it in elementary school, meaning that I’m exactly six months from my twenty-fifth birthday. I got great presents this year, but the sleep afterwards was so-so. This was the third dream I’ve … Continue reading Dream Log: 12-26-13
The 'minions' comment is simply tongue in cheek. Carry on. You know what makes my ass hurt? Politics, viral videos, today's music, cephalopods (Google it) and the endless debate of Steffy vs. Hope on Bold and the Beautiful. I won't even lie--I didn't know Steffy was coming back today. But like clockwork, the conversation quickly … Continue reading “The Bold and the Beautiful” — Steffy’s Back (And Her Minions, Too)
As a culture, we’ve become obsessed with reality TV—these “real,” heavily pre-planned shows (not scripted, because there’s a difference) that steal at least sixty minutes of our time on a daily basis. We’ve become so obsessed that their stars are now household names, have become legitimate celebrities whether we like it or not, and their … Continue reading Why I Watch Reality TV
Way back, after the second PoV of BB15 ended, I hopped in for another one of my long, hot steamy showers and I had a flashback. I’ve sort of made a name for myself in designing fan-made “Big Brother” theme songs and intros, and I thought back to this: This was a trial run for … Continue reading What if #BB15 and #TheChallenge Crossed Over?
There have been far more flows than ebbs in and around LA as the cast of Bold and the Beautiful has taken us on many new journeys. My last B&B blog was two months ago, and I haven't written anything because I had no motivation. Nothing was worth talking about--there was everything to rehash and … Continue reading “The Bold and the Beautiful” — Open Wyatt, Shut it Down
This is a sort of follow-up from my related blog about a recent episode of MTV's True Life about people with social anxiety. This will likely become a series of blogs as I learn the ins and outs of what I'm pretty sure is my own battle with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. In 2010, I began using … Continue reading True Life: [I Think] I Have IBS
So this is my first blog on Bold and the Beautiful in quite some time as I’ve been busy writing lyrics and launching Space Shuttles. I was supposed to write this blog over a week ago, but the thoughts are still relevant—these people are a joke. Damn good thesis, huh? My old English Comp professor … Continue reading “The Bold and the Beautiful” — You’re a Joke (I Know)
"The sky is falling!" Today was supposed to be the day I continued my Javan Does Baton Rouge series, recapping the Kathy Griffin show at L'Auberge Casino, but I've been put into a sort of panic in light of the recent losses or near-losses at Bold and the Beautiful. We recently learned that Jacqueline MacInnes Wood … Continue reading “The Bold and the Beautiful” — Skyfall. Sky…FALL.